November 17, 2008

Stoopid RINOs and the return of the AWB

It seems that the "Republicans" in Congress can't wait to please Dear Leader with a revival of the SCARY GUN BAN - I am, however, glad that I already have all of the SCARY guns that I want. (I still may invest in a few stripped AR15 lowers very soon) (h/t JAWA)

 

 

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Order of the Marechaussee

Yay!

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November 07, 2008

Putin is gonna be Prez of Mother Russia, again...maybe...

And this is his agenda:

1. Buy back Alaska

2. Eliminate Moose & Squirrel

3. Pimped-out nuclear icebreaker with stripper pole in stateroom

4. Bears with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

5. Fence to keep Palin from spying on him

6. New vodka flavor: Stoli Polonium

7. Build a Russian version of HAARP -- but, make it BIGGER!

8. Build a Gallery of Shirtless Portraits of Himself

9. build the Anti-Anti-missile-missile defence-defence programme. AAMMDD

10. Invade Georgia and ... oh wait...

11. Deploy ace female spy to systematically seduce every American superhero

12. Turn Space Station into private redlight dacha after Space Shuttle retires in 2010.

13. Light the sun on FIRE!!!

14. Invade and occupy Afghanistan and/or Iraq

15. Research Democracy to find out how it actually works.

16. Launch the satellite-gobbling spaceship

17. Fire the military R&D department and replace it with a Red Alert fanboy, then enjoy the fireworks

18. Use a pretzel for a finishing move in a fight with ex-President Bush on Celebrity Death Match

19. Operation: Save the blue eyed busty Blondes for Mother Russia only!

20.  Two words: Pussy Galore

21. Create a Megatsunami by blowing up La Palma in the Canary Islands

22. Create a Communist revolution so can concentrate more power as Anti-Communist leader

23. Gold plated gulag


24. Create time machine and go back in time to assassinate Einstien.....


25. Chernobyl -- The Sequel!

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November 06, 2008

Bad Idea.

I bet he got another ticket

Watch this VIDEO.

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November 01, 2008

Wow - all's well....

WARNING: GRAPHIC

Police CHASE VIDEO

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These Hajjis are teh stoopid.

And will fail once we leave. They apparently can only function when oppressed by a dictator.

They have no concept of priorities or budgeting - or "doing right"

e.g. - back in April, a Katusha hit the street near a roundabout - busting through to the sewer line - leaving a gaping hole stinking of filth.

Have they fixed it yet? NO. However these troglodytes continue to progress in the building of a nice marble water feature in the middle of the same roundabout.

Idiots. I can't wait to leave.

They don't pay their troops on time in spite of a multi-billion dollar surplus - why?

"The system is too corrupt to send the money down the chain"

FIX IT YOU MORONS.

Damn.

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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Religion of peas strikes again

@ FOXNEWS

 

What a bunch af nutbars.

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October 22, 2008

Now this I like

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My question is - Why is dissent against the Obamessiah a thoughtcrime? It seems to me that any criticism of the anointed one is met with vapid cries of racism or the more subtle complaint that only those with right-wing extremist ideals would look deeply into the motivations, associations and motivations of Barry the Great. (continued below the fold)

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October 14, 2008

Fire in my office

Stoopid Hajji wiring - it was the fluorescent lighting that caught fire, fell from the ceiling and landed on an office chair - which was then a big toxic torch. The office was apparently filled with thick black smoke - (I was running a 25 min 5K BTW - not great I know, but I hate running) - and one of our self appointed standby HEROs decided that since he couldn't actually SEE the frakin flames he would empty extinguishers one after another until the smoke stopped. (it looks like if he had just let it burn for a few more minutes, it would have self -extinguished - MAYBE  - due to no O2 or fuel) GRRRRRR>>>> 50-70 POUNDS of dry-chem fire suppressant in every nook, cranny, and part of all the PCs and printers - my body armor, etc - GRRRR....the hajji contractors have been pulling EVERYTHING out of the office (Me the CO and the ADMIN NCO share the office) while the rest of us try to de-dust our personal stuff - then they are replacing the fixtures - and the AC which got a little melty and then painting the office with a fresh coat of whitewash. Not happy today.

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October 10, 2008

Wow. Barry Hussein Obama is at fault for the housing market collapse

It seems at least partially. Over at the JAWA there is a story that seems to be something that McCain and Palin should be hammering home right now. Of course you can't mention that Barry sued CitiBank for allegedly "redlining" mortgages in low income neighborhoods - racism style, and call it what it is without being accused of racism. Barry's race-baiting of CitiBank doesn't even pass the logic test - but then apply it to the overall economic situation, his socialistic tendencies and the accusation of the left that "deregulation" caused the crisis - and I might be able to gin up a conspiracy theory. It seems that the Obamessiah might be the REAL Manchurian candidate after all. His commie pinko terrorist buddies like Ayers and he may be Machiavellian enough to cook up a plot -

Such as - A grand scheme to crush the Capitalist pigs with their own greed...and...IF they aren't more greedy than they are cautious - then we will SUE them into handing out sub-prime crap mortgages to the unworthy (credit-wise) by accusing them of racism. Hence - the market will eventually collapse on itself - and we can Federalize everything in the interests of "saving" the working people from the evil Capitalist pig bankers and true Socialism is a mere step away! All we have to do is get that "Maverick" McCain to up the ante with even MORE taxpayer cash - MuWAAAhaAHHaahAAH!

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Trip Pics

So here are the much anticipated pictures from the TDY trip - one sample - the rest below the fold.

Me and the MasterBlaster French Commando on the C17

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October 09, 2008

Back in IZ

Yay - trip pics to follow.

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September 22, 2008

Pictures from the run the other day

Conditions were - horrible - it was dso dusty that it looked like brown snow.

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The Unit -

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September 19, 2008

New Diggs - Here and there.

here as of now - 70's pimp style - as of Monday - home style.

I scored some furniture for my new room the day after I moved in. We are now living in Saddam's second wive's palace area (the support buildings) - and there is a LOAD of kitch - gaudy - cheap - furniture for the taking - so I pimped my ride...errrmmmm....room. The other pics are a couple of the new house - we close Monday - Yay! Pics below that fold.

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September 15, 2008

Beat down tired today

After a frackin four miler with the CG, who BTW, LOVES to run - I hate to run...nuff said - we then had a overwatch mission for P4 - Bye pal! Pics below da fold. more...

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September 12, 2008

Recent trip to Najaf with the DPM of IZ

Your guess which one We flew down with the newly re-constituted Iraqi AF on a 40 year old C130. Yay! We flew down with the PSD and strap-hangers for the DPM of Iraq. Those guys had some pretty trick Kalashnikovs and mostly wore 5.11 clothes with IZ made plate carriers and kit - kind of a stange dicotomy. Our first attempt was during a shamaal (sand storm) and the new Najaf International Airport is VFR (Visual Flight Rules) only. On appraoch the senior C130 Pilot, USAF Advisor had them pull out as they could not see the runway due to the sand. The MAJ said that it was a good thing that we didn't know how close we were to snuffing it. Thanks. for. that. Yay again! More below the fold.

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August 29, 2008

Hope AGAINST Hope?!?!?

OK - I have to Flip-Flop on this - Barr buddy, you just have NO chance - NONE. I really like EVERYTHING you have to say - but with the current 2 MAJOR party setup - it is a lost cause. HOWEVER....with this new pick for Veep - McCain has won me over -

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States (I "HOPE")

Sarah Palin

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She is not just a pretty face...more below the fold.

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August 27, 2008

Salute the Danish Flag - It's a Symbol of Western Freedom

I am glad that the west is starting to WAKE UP to the threat that is....

Wonderful Read -

Salute the Danish Flag - It's a Symbol of Western Freedom

by Susan MacAllen

In 1978-79 I was living and studying in Denmark . But in 1978 - even in Copenhagen , one didn't see Muslim immigrants.

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The Danish population embraced visitors, celebrated the exotic, went out of its way to protect each of its citizens. It was proud of its new brand of socialist liberalism one in development since the conservatives had lost power in 1929 - a system where no worker had to struggle to survive, where one ultimately could count upon the state as in, perhaps, no other western nation at the time.

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August 26, 2008

Putin - Phuc 'em.

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11 days - 11 Frakin' days -

For the server to reset. NOW I am back up !!!!! YAY! More to follow!

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August 12, 2008

Sayyad al Wahabiyyah Disclaimer

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August 11, 2008

Book and Movie Reviews

BOOKS:

Homer: The Iliad ***

ONLY 3 Stars!?!? You ask - Yes - While the story is brilliant - it seems to me that the ancient Greeks talked way too much smack. In to immortal words of Tuco Benidicto Juan Ramirez (AKA the Rat) "When its time to shoot - SHOOT - don't talk."

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August 09, 2008

War in Georgia - Tom Clancy's fault?

Well - maybe not - BUT - he may have sort of predicted this...

From Wiki - "Ghost Recon [video game] begins in 2008, with civil unrest in Russia. Ultra-nationalists have seized power in Russia, with plans to rebuild the government. Their first step is clandestine support of rebel factions in Georgia and the Baltic States. This is where the Ghosts come in: to silence the invasion. Armed with some of the most advanced weaponry in the world, the soldiers of the Ghost Recon force are covertly inserted into area of operations and given specific missions to curtail the rebel actions and overthrow their benefactors....

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During the first few missions of the game, the Ghosts battle South Ossetian rebel forces from the north of Georgia, who are harassing the legitimate government and its allies. The Ghosts fight in the forests, on farms, and in villages while assisting their NATO allies in fighting the enemy. Unfortunately, the Russian government complains to the United Nations that the Americans have interfered in their affairs, and eventually they send in their army to aid the South Ossetian rebels. The U.S. cannot hope to stop the Russian Army from invading Georgia, so the Ghosts slow down the invading forces so that their allies can evacuate. Eventually, the Ghosts are all that's left of the U.S. forces in Georgia, and they evacuate by SH-60 Seahawk helicopter on the rooftop of the American Embassy in T'bilisi, just barely avoiding the Russian forces. The Georgian government flees to Geneva and sets up a government-in-exile. Sadly, with the fall of T'bilisi, Georgia surrenders and is forcefully incorporated into the RDU."

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>Not EXACTLY what is happening - but damn scary close - huh?>

>Remember 9/11? Ever read "Debt of Honor" by Clancy?>

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Drill Here. Drill NOW.

Click here to sign a petition to Ms. Peloski.

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August 07, 2008

ND in IZ - Heck yes it is!

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August 05, 2008

My recent Schmoozing.

With the MNSTC-I CG

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With Rep. Jeff Miller (R-1st FL)

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Have the band strike up the "Bonnie Blue"

Ha! It may not be for "Southern Rights" this time - but it seems there IS a movement out there...

Alaska is suing the Fed -  "oil vs. bears"

Oklahoma HR has passed a resolution reafirming their adhearance to the 10th Amendment to the Constitution - Don't Tread on Me!

And the Republicans in the House have thrown down the guantlet to the Dems over Drilling.

IS this the start of a movement to get back to our constitutional roots???

I hope so, for ALL of our sakes.

 

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August 04, 2008

Things I hate -

I hate "cultural awareness" -

I hate that we have to put up with Hajji and Pakis, and Indians, and Bangladeshis, and whoever standing on the frakin toilet -

"Calm down 1SG - its their culture"

I hate when they use our showers (although marked US Military ONLY) and shower with all of their clothes on, because they don't know how to turn in their laundry.

"Calm down 1SG - its their culture"

I hate when you walk into the shower area - and there are 2 (TWO) dudes from Pakindiadesh in the SAME FRACKIN' SHOWER.

"Calm down 1SG - its their culture"

I hate "Man Love Thursday"

"Calm down 1SG - its their culture"

I hate the way they always want to stand too close with corpse breath and want to hold your hand.

"Calm down 1SG - its their culture"

I am sick and tired of "their culture" - If Man Love Thursday, taking showers together and holding hands is their culture - then their culture is teh ghey.

 

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July 30, 2008

*sigh*

My war gone by....I miss it so. It seems that they are pretty serious about this whole "win" thing. I can't believe how quiet it is here...the Joes are bitching non-stop about the dumbest shit...some are actually complaining that we want to hook up thier day room with compys, digital projectors and internet....grrr....anyway - that is how you know that things are a) going well - and b) too quiet (mission wise).

It seems that anytime Mookie's boys do  anything lately they are immediately pwned by the IA (imagine that shizzle!) - and AQIZ is now a running joke...literally. The IA are kicking their ass wholesale...with US Joes merely watching the fun from the sidelines...just there in case the IA has an EPIC FAIL.

Below the fold I will post the propaganda/pinup for the day...

I must offer my appologies to all my patient and loyal peeps who read here, I was *bad* sick for a little over a week and was litterally in the frakin' bed wishing to snuff it when i wasn't sprinting to the WC for another round of Saddam's Revenge - about every hour on the hour...sometimes two or three times an hour....gross.

Well - enuff 4 now...

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July 29, 2008

The best picture ever.

Period.

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July 26, 2008

Happy Birthday to ME!

The boyz - led by my French sounding Bravo-Bravo ambushed me in a most unexpected way - I expected the silly-string, but not the ballons...grrr... I recieved a lot of awesomeness from a LOT of ppl... Thanks to you all! Much Love!

So here is what you want... Pics:

The guys in preperation....(no - that is NOT me - that is the French Commando!)

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July 25, 2008

Well - I have decided...

BOB BARR for PREZ!

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July 14, 2008

Oops -

I can't find where I got this from for proper credit - if it is you - let me know -

At any rate - this is SOOO true

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Hmmm...Strike from Haditha to Terhan by the IDF??

I have seen stranger things - someone ought to put the ass-whoop on Ahmademiramalamadingdong and all of his Iranian nut job brothers. One can only hope that now that GWII is pushing his lame duck stage we can see *someone* bomb the piss out of them.

h/t http://www.infidelsarecool.com

Click the image for the denial...errrrmmmm...story. This would be *fun* to watch from right here in Baghdad

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July 11, 2008

So the Iranians are scary - what with thier missile launch...

OooooooH......Scary.

Look at THIS

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July 08, 2008

Bruno pwns Hamas and Mossad

Teh funny.

'In the interview, which took place in Jerusalem, Bruno asked: "What's the connection between a political movement and food? Why hummus?"

One of the guests politely explained: "Hamas is a Palestinian Islamist political movement. Hummus is a food."

But Bruno went on: "Ya, but why hummus? Yesterday I threw away my pitta bread because it was dripping hummus. And it's too high in carbohydrates."

He told them: "Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse."

And he baffled the pair with a string of questions including: "Why don't you settle the conflict with a time share on the land?", "When will you Jews return the pyramids?" and "Why can't Jews and Hindus get along?" '

 

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July 07, 2008

Old Pic - but kool

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July 06, 2008

Because I know some of you needed this image

And cuz it ROOLZ!

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Home Robbery in Florida? Probably a BAD Idea.

Homeowner 2

BadGuys 0

With no prosecution of the homeowner - THAT is good stuff -

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Why isn't there an OUTRAGED U.S. Public?

Damn...a car thief finds a VBIED in NYC ....and it belongs to a CHICOM who is already in jail for building VBIEDs and we don't hear squat about it....

more @ FoxNews:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,376687,00.html

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