And this is his agenda:

1. Buy back Alaska

2. Eliminate Moose & Squirrel

3. Pimped-out nuclear icebreaker with stripper pole in stateroom

4. Bears with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

5. Fence to keep Palin from spying on him

6. New vodka flavor: Stoli Polonium

7. Build a Russian version of HAARP -- but, make it BIGGER!

8. Build a Gallery of Shirtless Portraits of Himself

9. build the Anti-Anti-missile-missile defence-defence programme. AAMMDD

10. Invade Georgia and ... oh wait...

11. Deploy ace female spy to systematically seduce every American superhero

12. Turn Space Station into private redlight dacha after Space Shuttle retires in 2010.

13. Light the sun on FIRE!!!

14. Invade and occupy Afghanistan and/or Iraq

15. Research Democracy to find out how it actually works.

16. Launch the satellite-gobbling spaceship

17. Fire the military R&D department and replace it with a Red Alert fanboy, then enjoy the fireworks

18. Use a pretzel for a finishing move in a fight with ex-President Bush on Celebrity Death Match

19. Operation: Save the blue eyed busty Blondes for Mother Russia only!

20.  Two words: Pussy Galore

21. Create a Megatsunami by blowing up La Palma in the Canary Islands

22. Create a Communist revolution so can concentrate more power as Anti-Communist leader

23. Gold plated gulag

24. Create time machine and go back in time to assassinate Einstien.....

25. Chernobyl -- The Sequel!

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/11/dr-contest-acce.html

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