April 13, 2007

British Drivers Suck

Is it me…or are British drivers the biggest bunch of assholes ever? So imagine this….you are driving down the road at a safe (albeit a bit illegal) speed in the fast lane…passing one and all…there is a Volvo doing about 5mph under the limit in front of you and you are gaining fast…he is slowly approaching an “articulated lorry” (a Semi to Americans) that is in the slow lane up ahead about a mile…So here's me: I flash my lights…he fails to move over…I flash again as I get closer…no response…I see him looking in the rear view…he knows I am here and that I want him out of the way…I check the slow lane…plenty of room…no other immediate traffic…I signal and begin to pass him…this ASS literally downshifts and drops the hammer AND TRIES TO BOX ME IN….so of course I am an Alpha Male…I floor it and pass him anyway…he gets REALLY PISSED and tries to get up on my bumper…flashing his brights….So I keep the throttle engaged and leave him in the dust giving the international “You are Number 1!”….grrrr…..I can't WAIT to get back to the States...where some American Idiot will probably do the same thing...

Posted by: Misha Moriarti at 04:04 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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To start with, they always seem to start off driving on the wrong side of the road.  I noticed however, that your use of the universal number one sign really showed the driver your care and concern. 

GM Roper                                                                                                      Cancer Sucks!

Posted by: GM Roper at April 14, 2007 07:33 AM (S60yG)


Oh, and since this is your first blog, I thought I'd tell you that it is pretty damn good and I'm impressed. 

Posted by: GM Roper at April 14, 2007 07:34 AM (S60yG)


Hey GM!

Thanks for the complement! I haven’t updated at all this weekend…as I was partying like a rock star in London : ) I see you have had experience in the world of bad weather, worse food, Mary Poppins – ummm – England! What fun..innit? : ) Well, any constructive criticism is welcome! Thanks again!


PS: Cancer does suck.


Posted by: Moriarti the Kaffir at April 15, 2007 09:20 AM (YGEpn)

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